The 28th issue of the Darklands Gazette!
The Darklands Gazette. The Darklands just got a lot darker, and is going greener.
Happy 28th issue everyone! We hope you enjoy this issue just like the last issues we’ve had. We have many great things for this week as we always do and we would like to thank all our readers for their support. - The Darklands Gazette news team
Our planet Earth by the Darklands Gazette news team
This week’s topic: Walking or using bicycles
If there is somewhere that you have to go and it’s really close, you should walk or use your bicycle. This not only saves the environment from the harmful chemicals that comes from cars, it also helps you become more active and healthy.
Featured Player of the week by TurqoiseAngel
Lil Kriminal aka Silver Aztec
Q: What do you think about the Mother’s Day event?
A: It’s alright, I was hoping we could have fought the mother though
Q: Are you glad they added new NPC’s for this event?
A: I guess it makes FuFa a little less boring
Q: If you could have a nano that doesn’t exist what would it be?
A: I would love a Chowder nano
Q: What NPC do you think should be added to the game?
A: Lol, I think we should have more characters that aren’t from Ben 10
Q: Do you have a favorite location in game?
A: Lol, I like to chill in Mt. Blackhead but after a while I like to spend time killing Fuse
Q: Do you have a least favorite NPC?
A: My least favorite NPC in game is probably Computress, she bugs a lot
Q: What is your favorite item in game so far?
A: My favorite Item so far is the Generator Rex Hover board because it goes really fast
What’s new in Fusion Fall by Mitch Snowbronze
A new monster has appeared in Fusion Fall in Candy Cove and boy is she big. The Dev team has informed us a mother blowfish has been sighted in Candy Cove searching for those babies of hers. Strangely she is not green, but orange and it seems to come from the PowerPuff Girls. Fusion Fall players are up and jumpy on finding this strange creature or a mom. Go out there with a search crew guys. She might be hard to find or easy depending on her size hehe. In other news, Bubbie has gone missing! Leaving Flapjack a little lonely this Mother’s day, maybe you can help FlapJack by doing his missions. You know no one wants to be alone without their mother so do the mission not for the fusion matter, but for Flapjack! In more news, a new suit has come for players who have been subscribers but have lost it due to cutbacks on F2P. It seems it is called the Clock Work set! This new code comes with a free vehicle, an awesome hat, and a rocking set! The set can only be used by former subscribers. (sorry to those who were not at the time) It will become rare (excuse me ultra rare -wink wink-) but hey it will just be a reminder for thos who have worked hard to come to the past. (wear it with dignity folks, don’t delete it!) The code for this great outfit is ffcspecialthanks and remember you need six spaces in your backpack for this. The Generator Rex hover board seems to be a hit with many people and now you can’t see one player without it. This seems to be a vehicle for the record books. Well that’s it for this article gotta jet!
The new filter part two by Captainquark
In the patch notes, the Dev team posted that they are updating the filter with words and phrases and will continue doing this. Until then, I recommend using menu chat since the filter might stay like this forever or until it is fixed.
The Darklands Gazette is looking for more writers!
We need people who love to write or can review movies, fan-fics, or weapons and clothes. If you would like to join here’s the link to our thread. Just leave your IGN and what you would like to work as, we are accepting new job ideas and some are very creative, so please suggest something if you don’t want to be a writer, reviewer, or some other jobs we have listed.
http://thedarklandsgazettewebs.webs.com/Featured Fan-Fic of the week by TurqoiseAngel
This week we will be showing the first chapter of The Adventures of the Broken Crusader. This Fan-Fic created by coolguy773 seems promising so far. Here is the first chapter of it, although I’m not sure when he will post more chapters though.
“Go long!” Michael threw the football as hard as he could. “I got it!” shouted Sam running as fast as he could. He and Michael had been playing some football to cure boredom. As the ball neared the grass, Sam dove for the ball. He hit the grass hard, but the ball landed in his hands. “Touchdown!” cheered Michael. Sam chuckled a bit, like he always does when he does something he can’t believe he just did. “Nice catch man!” Michael said, patting Sam on the back. “When school starts back up, you gotta try for football!” “Nah, I’m not into it for profession, I play for fun.”
After some more catching, they were perspiring madly. “I’m going to get some water for us.” Said Michael. “Alright” Sam said. As Michael went inside, Sam sat down on the lush, green lawn. It was a beautiful summer afternoon. A cool breeze could be felt going through Sam’s short, black hair. Sam thought for a while how he got here in the first place. He laid down for a while to remember his past.
He remembered meeting Michael, that faithful day eight years ago. He remembered how much they had in common, beyond just being two peas in a pod. He remembered Michael helping him through tough times, and likewise with Sam. So many great memories…
“Ahh…” Sam sighed. He wished this wouldn’t end, Michael and him, friends forever. Little did he know, all things he loved and held dearly would be crushed very soon.
http://greenmaw.com/forums/thread.php?threadID=181Item Spotlight by Alshary Sharpshoot
This week I will spotlight the ultra rare, non-tradeable weapon, Scythe Jr.! This level 18 weapon can only be obtained by doing the mission Don’t lose your Head part three with Dexter as your guide. With the scythe you can be just like your hero, Grim. Now who wouldn’t want that?
Movie Review: Land of the Lost by TurqoiseAngel
This movie about a scientist that goes back in time with a research assistant named Holly and a survivalist named Will. They have no skills or weapons and the only help they have is from a primate named Chaka.
Pros: This movie is very funny in almost a lot of scenes and interests you as soon as the adventure starts. Some characters like the T-Rex make the movie more interesting and funny too.
Cons: There is a lot of bad language in this movie so it is not recommended for younger viewers. Some scenes of this movie are gross and weird as well. The beginning of the movie is kind of boring and doesn’t really grab your attention unless you pay close attention to what’s happening.
Rating: 3/5
Riddles: Last week’s riddle was answered correctly by IHaveACarrot and granite1. This week’s riddle is I was carried into a dark room and set on fire. I wept and my head was cut off. What am I?
Crossword Puzzle by the Darklands Gazette
The words are horizontal, vertical, and backwards. Good luck!
mhaturowushhstfigjkillab
odjhwsguhfrublowfishflla
tnsjwhedcllcolatedysiilljjb
hsfjdjhfrsfiohfakgniractilii
eakjasdfhiiwmissionshihje
runconditileoloveejwiejlls
erierucpnejhewurwiejnwh
Word bank: mother, blowfish, babies, missions, items, npc’s, chocolate, flowers, gifts, hugs, caring, unconditional love
Question of the week by the Darklands Gazette team
Q : If you could make an outfit for your character what would it be called and what would it look like?
Which event do you like best so far? By TurqoiseAngel
This week I asked players out of all the events, which did they like best?
Mother’s Day-1
Birthday Bash-3 1/2
Valentine’s event-0
Halloween event-8 1/2
Knishmas event-0
The Halloween event wins!
Thank you for reading this week’s issue of the Darklands Gazette!! The answer to this week’s riddle will be posted in next week’s issue with the Forum name of whoever got it right first.
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