Chapter 1: Alpha, Scene 4
Minnions: How in the world is this kid still alive?
Sharpshoot: If I knew I would have abused this power years ago!
Sparklebird: You know what
Sharpshoot...you need to get better reflexes. I really thought you died back there
Sharpshoot: Yeah, sorry about that...
Minnions: Quit flirting and fight!
-Sharpshoot evades the minnion that was charging at him- grabs him by the leg and throws him against Sparklebird who activated her spiky turquoise armor, killing the minnion-Minnion: No--no--NO WAY!
-Sharpshoot grabs his claymore and makes quick work of the minnion by cutting it in half. He keeps slashing until one minnion is left-
Minnion: How the heck is this possible?
Sharpshoot: I am as surprised as you!
-Sharpshoot kills the final minnion, cutting it's head off. Killing the minnion, with style-Sharpshoot: I am beat...
Sparklebird: You know what...those healing powers would really help me right now...
-Sparklebird begins to faint-Sharpshoot: Don't worry, I'll get you to
Tesse's. She'll take care of your wounds.
-Before Sharpshoot picks Sparklebird up, he hears more rustling in the bushes-
Sharpshoot: Do you hear that too...?
Sparklebird:
-faintly- yeah...
Sharpshoot:
-hears stomping- I have a bad feeling about this..
.-Sharpshoot quickly picks Sparklebird up and starts running- Something is coming alright, but I don't know what is it...
-feels the wind getting rough- Could it be that...?
-Out of nowhere a giant ball rolls towards Sharpshoot and Sparklebird- Sharpshoot: No way!
-Sharpshoot starts running while evading the wind-
: I AM
GIGATON! THE IMPENETRABLE BOUNTY HUNTER OF LORD FUSION! I CRUSH THE BONES OF EVERY ONE OF MY VICTIMS WITH MY POWER OF A MILLION HUMAN MALES!
Sharpshoot: Did you say MILLION!
Gigaton: YOUR BONES WILL BE NO MATCH FOR MY STOMP!
-Gigaton jumps about 55 feet in the air crashes down creating an earthquake that knocks Sharpshoot out of his feet and Sparklebird out of his hands-Sharpshoot: Ouch...Oh no! Where did
Sparklebird go?
Gigaton: Hahaha! NOTHING CAN STOP THE IMPENETRABLE
GIGANTON! -
Gigaton is then hit in the eyes by turquoise-
Sparklebird: Why do all of these minnions have to talk so much?
Giganton:I'M NO MINNION! AND MY EYES ARE IMPENETRABLE AS WELL!
-Starts rolling into a ball and rolls towards Sharpshoot-Sharpshoot: Gah!
-gets hit by Gigaton and send flying towards a tree- I think he broke my ribs...which are not getting healed as fast for some reason...
Gigaton: NOW
GIGATON WILL GET TO SMASH YOU INTO A
BLOODY PULP:
-throws axe at Gigaton, which cuts through his skin-Gigaton: IMPOSSIBLE! HOW IS THE IMPENETRABLE GIGATON HARMED BY AN ORDINARY AXE-
: Because Gigaton my old foe..it is I,
HANK!
Sharpshoot: -With anime eyes- HANK!
Hank:
Ash, how are your vital organs doing?
Sharpshoot: Pretty good!
Sparklebird: Is he that logger?
Sharpshoot: Yes, yes he is!
Sparklebird: But how can he harm
Gigaton?
Hank: I too posses great strength! Not as great as
Gigaton's but enough to give him a run for his money!
Sharpshoot:
Hank is an olympian...
Sparklebird: I think I've heard of them! Aren't they the strongest men in the world? Don't they live Greece though?
Sharpshoot:I didn't know
Hank was Greek!
Hank: Uhh..yeah...
GIGATON: AID ME YOU USELESS FISH!
Minnions: Yes commander...
-7 more Razalo clones join Gigaton-Sharpshoot: Aww no...I need to get
Zoey to
Tesse!
Sparklebird: Zoey...that's the first time you've called me by my name in like, what, 2 years? You usually just call me you! And here I am calling you by your name everyday!
Sharpshoot: I don't know how you do it
Hank...women confuse me.
Sparklebird: ugh...
-faints-Sharpshoot:
Hank? Can you take care of that giant idiot?
Hank: You bet!
Gigaton was never able to defeat me back in Greece.
Sharpshoot: Thanks Hank! I need to get this girl--I mean Zoey back to Tesse.
Hank: You really care about that girl don't you?
Sharpshoot: -blushes- I don't!
Hank: hahah! I see the way it is...
Sharpshoot: Now, I need to get back to
Tesse's!
-Picks Sparklebird up and start running to Tesse's-Gigaton: GO CHASE THAT KID WITH THE GIRLY GREEN OUTFIT WILL YOU?
Minnions: Yes.
-in disgust- Commander...
SCENE 4 END
Chapter 1: Alpha, Scene 5
Gigaton: YOU WERE ALWAYS SCUM! OLYMPIA WAS SCUM! IT WAS ALL SCUM!
Hank: Old buddy! You have not changed a bit. Really I though over you would grow some brain power over de years.
-Hank sneaks behind Gigaton and piledrives him in a Mike Haggar/Zangief fashion-Hank: Betraying Olympia was one thing, but siding with fusion? What has gone into that oddly head?
-keeps hitting Gigaton, who is no match for Hank-
Gigaton:
GIGATON CAN LIFT MANY TONS! YOU CAN ONLY LIFT 5! HOW COME YOU SMACK
GIGATON AROUND LIKE I COULD SMACK THE FEMININE BODIED KID AROUND?
Hank: Strength isn't everything my old friend! You need technique! I don't know how you became the strongest warrior in Olympia when all you did was ram your opponents like a wild animal? You remind of a man with claws who also fought like an animal, but at least he had technique, which is why he was able to land a couple of cuts into me. Jaguar was his name, he could beat you in seconds!
Gigaton: I MAY HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DEFEAT YOU IN PAST..UHHH...TENSE! BUT THIS TIME,
GIGATON HAS TRICKS NEW...UHH...NEW TRICKS UP HIS POCKETS!
Hank: You were never too bright either, no?
Gigaton:
-Gigaton becomes covered in a green layer than turns into hard stone. His eyes also turn purple and the mark of Fusion appears on his forehead-Hank: You look pretty now?
Gigaton: UP SHUT! -Gigaton smacks Hank of his feet, something he has never done before-
Hank: -wiping blood of his mouth- You always relied on cheap tricks too! Now that you have become Fusion's dog you think you can defeat me?
Gigaton: Now, the real fight begins!
Hank: and you also learned to not scream. I guess Fusion gave you basic toddler smarts.
~~~Elsewhere
Sharpshoot: You know, I think you might be putting on a little weight
Zoey. That or I'm getting weaker...I think I need more milk.
-Razalo clones continue to shooting wind-Sharpshoot: You know, this is really annoying. Why can't you guys just not serve Fusion?
Minnions: We love master fusion! It's troglodyte we can't stand
Sharpshoot: Hmm...I think we can both kill him together! That is, if you let me get this girl to safety first.
Minnions: Are you screwing with us? Master Fusion would kill us!
-Sharpshoot throws his claymore which cuts a minnion through the head-
Sharpshoot: If I don't kill you first!
-Sharpshoot picked up his claymore and continued to jump across the trees and do battle with the Minnions while holding Sparklebird at the same time-
Sharpshoot: Yeah...I hate weekdays.
SCENE 5 END
