Fusion Mayhem
Chapter 2
New Propaganda
Scene 3
-Sharpshoot had to deal with Soapy's constant presence in the house-
Soapy: And for the record, I came up with these boots myself.
Sharpshoot: WHY OH WHY DO YOU THINK I CARE!
Soapy: Just trying to make small talk kid.
Sharpshoot: You're not very good at it.
Soapy: Meh. I can only talk to the ladies, not males who look like them.
Sharpshoot: My rage is building.
Soapy: Yeah that's nice.
-Sparklebird came out of her room, feeling better since last night, which was the same night of the day of Sharpshoot's and Soapy's little scuffle.-
Sharpshoot: Zoey! How are you feeling today?
Sparklebird: Pretty good now. I think I'm ready to get back.
Sharpshoot: We can't. Look outside.
-It was raining lightly outside, but the rain made trees burn. This wasn't ordinary rain, this was acid rain-
Sharpshoot: I don't know what that's doing there. This has never happened before!
Sparklebird: Wow...I guess I can stay here for another day...
Sharpshoot: I thought you liked it here though.
Sparklebird: Yes, but I only have one change of armor and there's no way I can wash it out there.
Sharpshoot: You can wear one of my big shirts if you want.
Sparklebird: I'd need more than a shirt. But hey, don't worry. I don't mind wearing dirty armor for a day.
Sharpshoot: Whatever floats your boat I guess.
Soapy: Hey, I have a question for you kid.
Sharpshoot: What is it?
Soapy: Why isn't the rain tearing through the house?
Sharpshoot: Huh...that never occurred to me before. I don't even what kind of rain this is.
Soapy: Hmm..maybe I could. If could just get a sample of it. Say kid...you can heal right?
Sharpshoot: Yeah, why?
-and in a single blur, Sharpshoot was swiftly kicked out of his own home into the pouring rain outside-
Sharpshoot: OWOWOWOWOW IT BURNS! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS, NACHOS!
Soapy: It's Nat-chios.
Sharpshoot: Whatever!
Soapy: Here, catch. -Sharpshoot caught a petri dish in his hand-
Soapy: Fill that about .25%
Sparklebird: Why did you kick him instead of asking for him to go outside?
Soapy: Because he destroyed two of my babies.
Sparklebird:...your boots?
Soapy: Yeah, When you spend so much time developing a dangerous weapon, you can't help but to adopt it.
Sharpshoot: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Soapy: Quiet and fill the dish.
-Sharpshoot reluctantly filled the dish-
Sharpshoot: Ok, I'm coming back in now.
-Sharpshoot re-entered his home-
Sharpshoot: Now find out what that is while I go rinse this stuff off, it's killing me. It's funny because it's true.
Sparklebird: Ha...yeah!
Sharpshoot: Why does no one think I'm funny?
-Sharpshoot went upstairs-
Soapy: Interesting... -Soapy was observing the liquid in his strange machine-
Soapy: This is mineral glydocine.
Sparklebird: Really?
Soapy: This stuff is literally skin cancer. Which brings me to raise a new question, what are these houses made out of?
Sparklebird: Looks like bricks, straw, and cement. But the roof has these weird rhymestones.
Soapy: Yeah...I heard about this on my trip to the Big City last week. Some homes carry these to fend of Fusio-
Sparklebird: WHAAT?
Soapy: Ok, we have to get out of here, and we have to do it now.
Sparklebird: I can't believe there are more of his here minnions already!
-Suddenly, Sharpshoot came dressed with a towel on his head. He sees his friends' expressions-
Sharpshoot: Oh come on guys! This is a legitimate way to dry your head without a hair dryer.
Sparklebird: Alshary! Fusion's minnions are causing this weird rain!
Soapy: A mineral glydocine rain to be exact.
Sharpshoot: What the heck is that?
Soapy: A synthetic element, mixed with minerals be a weapon.
Sharpshoot: So, you're saying Fusion is trying to kill me with a little bit of acid rain?
-Suddenly, something big shook the ground. A biological monster with half a head and a round body with tentacles in its place for arms and legs rose from the ground-
Soapy: Eh, not just that.
-But alas, a purple light was emitted from within the monster as it slowly got bigger until it exploded, revealing a purple female warrior, who seemed to be unaffected by the rain-
-The warrior made her way to the house-
?: Do you know how long I have been looking for you both?
Sharpshoot: Wow. Who is she!
-Sharpshoot was putting all of his attention on the unknown female warrior, even had a bit of a blush going on. Sparklebird showed a bit of jealously at the fact-
Sparklebird: Alice...Ash? You cannot be serious!
?: Is this that kid you can't stop talking about, Zoey? I'm Alice Freeangel. Nice to meet you.
Sharpshoot: humanahumanahumana...
Freeangel: Eh?
SCENE 3 END
Fusion Mayhem
Chapter 2
New Propaganda
Scene 4
-Sparklebird could not believe her eyes, Sharpshoot was completely baffled by Freeangel's presence.-Sharpshoot: I'm, I'm, I'm-
Sparklebird: A buffoon.
Sharpshoot: Sure.
Sparklebird:...
Soapy: Sorry kid, she's mine.
-Sparklebird furiously left the room-Sharpshoot: You're so cool...
Freeangel:
Alshary Sharpshoot right?
-Sharpshoot nodded with his mouth open-Sharpshoot: Can you teach me that? What you just did to destroy that monster in one hit? It was so cool!
Soapy: Pardon me?
-It appears that Sharpshoot's attention isn't on Freeangel herself, but on her powers-Sharpshoot: I wish I was as strong as that.
Soapy: Wow. You're some kind of stupid, kid. I'll go get
Zoey.
Freenagel: So...nice house you have here. Very clean, very decorated...will you please stop looking at me like that? It's creepy!
Sharpshoot: WILL YOU TEACH ME THAT COOL ATTACK? PLEASE!
Freenagel: Eh...
-Soapy and a calmed-down Sparklebird arrived to see Sharpshoot spazzing out over Freenagel's attacking prowess-Soapy: See, what did I tell you?
Sparklebird: ...yay
Alice! You're here!
Sharpshoot: I'm sorry, where are my manners? Would you like to have something to drink?
Soapy: Hey you never offered me any-
Sharpshoot: Shhh. I'm talking to the strong lady here, not you.
Freenagel: Sure. Water would be fine.
Sharpshoot: On it!
-Sharpshoot ran for the kitchen-Freeangel: What do you see in him,
Zoey?Sparklebird: What? Who? Me? Nothing. He's nothing to me.
Freeangel: Riiight. Listen, we need to head out.
Soapy: Where to?
Freenagel: The Big City. We need to start our Resistance Procedure guys.
Sparklebird: Right now? With all of this rain?
Freengel: Afraid so. Don't worry though, I have just the thing for it.
-Freenagel handed Soapy and Sparklebird each a rhymestone-Freeangel: Just stick that on any compartment of your armor. So,
Zoey. You better start saying goodbye to your friend so we can leave.
Sparklebird: ...
Alice.Freeangel: Yeah?
Sparklebird: I think he may want to come with us.
Freeangel: Really?
Sparklebird: Yes. This is the thing he's waited for his entire life. He wants to leave Setylia and help the rest of the world against Fusion! Please let him, it would mean a lot to me.
Freenagel: Hmmm...Alright then. We need all the help we can get anyway.
-Sharpshoot emerged from the kitchen with a glass of water-Sharpshoot: Here you go, um, strong lady!
Freenagel: Please, call me
Alice.
Sharpshoot: Right! So, will you teach me now?
Freeangel: I have a better idea. How would you like to come with us? Outside of Setylia?
Sharpshoot: ...I'd love to!
Soapy: Aww jeez...
Sparklebird: Thank you so much
Alice!Freenagel: Heh heh, your welcome
Zoey.
Freeangel: Alright then. We will head back and meet you here around dawn, how's that sound?
Sharpshoot: Sounds great! Thank you,
Alice.
Freenagel: Don't sweat it kid!
-Sharpshoot's friends left the house, all except for Sparklebird-Sparklebird: You know, I'm really glad you're coming.
Sharpshoot: Uh, ye-yeah. Me too.
Sparklebird: I'll see you tomorrow then. Take care!
-Sparklebird waved goodbye as she left the house--Sharpshoot was ecstatic. He would finally live his life-long dream of helping those in the war against Fusion. That night, he could not sleep. For once in his life, he had something greater to live for-Sharpshoot: I can't believe it. I finally get to set out on my journey.
-Sharpshoot turned his attention to a framed photo of Abasi-Sharpshoot: If only you were still here...I know, I'll find you! I'll find out exactly where you are and bring you home where you belong. I promise.
-Sharpshoot finally dozed off and slept like a baby that night. He got up so early that he had enough time to pack up and say good bye and thanks to Hank and Tesse-Tesse: Can you believe it,
Hank? He's all grown up now!
Hank: Oh stop it
Tesse! You're going to make an olympian cry.
-Sharpshoot waved goodbye and waited outside his home-
Sharpshoot: I can't wait!
-But the happiness would not last, as a strange woman was watching Sharpshoot through the grass-?: This little boy won't know what hit him...
-The woman started to make her way to Sharpshoot, who was distracted by his own happiness-Sharpshoot: I owe it all to Zoey. Oh how I think I might actually love that gi- huh?
-Sharpshoot could hear foot steps-Sharpshoot: Hmmm...something's not right around here.
-Suddenly a sword slashed at Sharpshoot, who managed to dodge it in time-Sharpshoot: Huh?
-But there was no one behind him. Who could have been making that sword move-?: What's the matter boy? Can't see me?
-Small knives were thrown at Sharpshoot, who skillfully dodged every single one-?: Over here.
-Sharpshoot turned to see nothing-
?: Or perhaps here.
-This time, a trap was triggered, one that exploded. But once again, Sharpshoot managed to dodge it-Sharpshoot: I don't know who you are, but if you want me, you're going to have to take me by force! Now show yourself!
?: The fun's just ended for you dear boy, but it's only starting for me.
Sharpshoot: Did you hear what I just said?
?: Hohoho. As you wish...
SCENE 4 END
